Because I was tipping on my chair, my teacher said to me...
"If you fall over and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
"Doctor, Doctor, I Feel Like A Dustbin."
"Don't Talk Rubbish!"
Two robbers steal a goat and two chickens.
They decide to split the loot so one robber says to the other, "You take one chicken, and me and the goat will take the other one."