Latest Jokes

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"

Replied the second, "You know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work? Well, my foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

A pedantic bore forced a conversation with a fellow passenger on a coast to coast flight, and made a great parade of his knowledge. The passenger listened as long as he could. Looking at him gravely, he said, "My friend, you and I know all that there is to know."

"How is that?" asked the bore, pleased with what he thought was a complimentary association.

"Well," began the traveler, "you know everything there is to know except that you are a bore, and I know that."