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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower he said, "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where?"

A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself.

“I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

Fred: What is the name of your dog?

Betty: Ginger.

Fred: Does Ginger bite?

Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.