Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!
Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up.
Q: What do you get if you put a 20 ducks in a box?
A: A box of Quakers