Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree."
Q: What do you call a cat that drinks your lemonade?
A: A Sour Puss
I have found myself a new exciting hobby.
I go out in my car in the morning to the nearest Highway and sit with my window open and a hairdryer pointed out of the window.
It's amazing how all the cars slow down!
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get ear rings?
A: A Buck-an-ear.