Latest Jokes

What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?

Nothing, it got an Extinction!

Q: How does a teenage schoolboy propose marriage?
A: YOUR HAVING A WHAT!?!

Q: What is the one thing that most men at a singles bars have in common?
A: They are all married.

Q: How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A: He's smoking a cigarette.