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Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we, as a society, have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.
Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, “What do you do in life?”
He replied, “I study astronomy.”
“Dear me,” said the girl. “I finished astronomy last year.”
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