Latest Jokes

Coming in from playing, little Freddy looked confused. His mom asked, "Is something the matter?"

"I just was talking with old Mr. Dodd," Freddy replied. "He was searching through his big garbage container and I asked him what he was looking for."

"He said, 'Please don't bother me now Freddy, I've thrown out my back!'"

Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes?

Yeah, she fell on hard tines.

Yo' Momma is so ugly...

She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!

"Hello..."

"Hello?"

"I am John with the C.I.A."

"I know."

"And how do you know that?"

"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."