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7 votes

As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"

My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"

I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
1 votes

Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?

It was a Family Feud!

1 votes

posted by "Charlie E" |
2 votes

Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

7 votes

posted by "Benjones" |