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Favorite this joke Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"
Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"
Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"
Two rectangles were having a heated debate when they arrive at an utter stalemate. Along comes a circle, so they ask her to decide which one of them are right.
The circle listens intently and replies with silence.
The two rectangles demand of the circle, "Who's side are you on?"
The circle replies, "I'm sorry, but I don't have a side."
Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were.
"My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my farm."
"I can top you on that," replied the second farmer. "My scarecrow scared the crows so much that they brought back all of the corn they stole last year."
So, it's me and an x-ray tech who's around 30 years younger than me.
Me: I'm going to see The Eagles tonight.
Tech: Who?
Me: The Eagles. The 70s rock band.
Tech: That's cool. Which casino they playing at?
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