Best Jokes

Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...

One could accurately say that it's technically flat.

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a pain in the ass to iron."

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot...

A lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.

The guy who stole my diary died...

My thoughts are with his family.