So, how do you get down off this elephant?
You don't. You get down off a goose.
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Why, Sir-Cumference, of course!
December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.
Some insist on a shirt.
Others insist on a pair of socks.
The argument always ends in a tie.
What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?
Won't be long now...