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Favorite this joke Shortly after their honeymoon a wife came up with a list of the changes she wanted her new husband to make. Trying to please her, he agreed to change.
A year later, after numerous changes, his wife started complaining he wasn't the man she married.
Go figure.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are usually wanted.
Wife to husband: Do you know what a closet is for?
Husband: Yes. A closet it wear I hang my clothes when all the door knobs are full.
Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."
Wife: "That's ridiculous!"
Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?
Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"
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