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Favorite this joke How does a woman turn a man into a millionaire?
She marries a billionaire.
This guy wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale"
I went into a flower shop the other day and ordered a dozen roses. While paying for them the woman clerk asked, "Anniversary?"
I replied, "No."
"Birthday?"
Again, I replied, "No."
Having paid, I was walking to the door when she called after me saying, "I hope she forgives you!"
There was once a man who had to do a lot of overnight traveling for his employer. His wife repeatedly ask if she could go with him but he always refused.
Finally, after much nagging, he agreed to take her. They arrived and checked into the hotel. While her husband showered his wife scheduled a wake-up call for six a.m.
At six a.m. the phone rang. As his wife was reaching for the phone the salesman, startled by the ringing, woke up and yelled, "Don't answer that, it may be my wife!"
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