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Favorite this joke Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.
Stella: "I'll bet you can't wait 'til I'm a teenager!"
Mommy: "Actually, I can."
Stella: "Why?"
Mommy: "Because I like you being sweet."
Stella: "I'll still be sweet when I'm a teenager. I'll just have an awkward way of showing it."
A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
Grade school children were asked the question, "Why did your mom marry your dad?"
These are some responses:
1. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
3. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!
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