family jokes
Favorite this joke Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."
Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"
Young Maiden: "My mother and father."
Neighbor: You say your son is only four, and he can spell his name backwards as well as forwards? What is his name?
Proud Father: Otto.
Suzie: Mom, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?
Mother (not listening closely): How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them.
Me to the postman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte.
Postman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope?
Me: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..
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