If you love someone, set him free.
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees, but tell him that he's getting an upgrade.
A guy asked his very good friend if you could stop over to his place and spend a little time working on his computer.
His friend agreed and turned the system on. When he turned on the PC he had an unpleasant surprise.
He asked: ”Why is the display completely black?”
His friend answered: ”The PC is mourning his video card...”
I just figured out how to get into Pandora... Use a credit card!
Well the last time I Tweeted, I was disqualified because Twitter said it was a chirp!